20 Things Girls/Guys Should Know About Guys

passivelypensive:

kimmychau:

  1. Guys hate sluts. They are only good for sex and one night stands.
  2. We’re not all assholes Some of us are much kinder than you give us credit for.
  3. We go crazy over your smiles, even if it’s a grin.
  4. If we like you, we’ll make damn sure you know it.
  5. We flirt like a boss, but when it comes down to talking to a real girl we really like, we stammer and at a loss for words.
  6. We don’t hide much about ourselves.
  7. Guys think way too much. We contemplate the small things a girl says to us, disecting every last word to see if she wants more.
  8. Playing hard to get is fun and makes us want you more, but it gets to a certain point where we’d just like you to be straight up.
  9. Physical features are what draws us in, personality is what makes them a keeper.
  10. We don’t usually talk seriously, so when we do, be sure to listen and take notes.
  11. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on more so.
  12. We think every girl is indecisive and confusing, yet we still are drawn to you.
  13. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. His ego is simply too big to admit that though.
  14. We feel very insecure about our dick size.
  15. When a guy pays more than a second of attention on you, damn you must be something special.
  16. Guys hate losing. However, if you’re playing against each other in COD, show him who’s boss.
  17. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s really trying to say, “Please, I need someone to talk to.”
  18. “I’m fine” usually translates to “I’m too stubborn to talk about it.”
  19. The reason guys stutter so much is because he doesn’t want to make a complete fool of himself.
  20. Guys will go to any extent to make that special person notice him.

AMEN.

*cocks head to side*  …really?

@2 years ago